Nexus Mods user garbageman42069—you read that right—uploaded a mod titled “Comprehensive Sh-t Upscale” today, which is something that at least 42 people in the world want according to the downloads statistics at the time of writing.

“Ever ride through Valentine and wish it was MORE IMMERSIVE??” garbageman42069 writes in big, bold letters. “I PAINSTAKINGLY upscaled SEVERAL SHIT textures for the benefit of the whole RDR2 community.”

The page itself has several wonderfully arranged advertisement images, promising a “comprehensive overhaul”, which makes Red Dead Redemption 2s dung “shinier than ever”. “Even wolf poop!” it boasts. Comprehensive indeed.

The comments page has not made me less upset or worried about this corner of the modding community. “next time …